[ A satirical translation engine ]
Translate
Honesty
Into
LinkedIn.
Take any unhinged, mundane, or career-ending thing you actually want to say — and let one of five LinkedIn personalities rewrite it as a polished, hashtag-laden post your boss will probably like.
Original meaning preserved. Dignity not guaranteed.
Engine → Claude Sonnet
[01]Plain English Input
80 / 2000 chars16 seed phrases on file
[02]Pick a Personality (one at a time)
Single mode → as The LinkedIn Bro. All-five mode → side-by-side comparison. Powered by Claude Sonnet.
[03]LinkedIn Output
Persona: —Awaiting input
Output
Pending.
Pending.
Pick a personality, hit [ TRANSLATE ], and watch the cringe arrive.